The Michigan State football season started out with so much promise. We started out ranked, slated to be in the thick of things for a prestige bowl game.
Now we are in disarray. The quarterback is in treatment for a substance abuse problem. Two more players are suspended: one for resisting arrest (it's not a good idea to drag the officer with your car when you flee. Tends to make folks touchy.) Two members quit the squad. The coach has been fired for losing control of his team.
But hey! It's a Saturday in Michigan, in Spartan Stadium, with a crowd of 70,000 other frozen people, and it's going to be a good time. So...all together now: